Power Company Employee T-Shirts

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

Water company bonus.

'Let's call him lucky!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Industrial Beautification van

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

Electricity Bills

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Home Heating Oil

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

The department meeting grows so intensely uninteresting that Jack has a bad trip.

"I paid the union dues for decades but my boss always treated me fair and with respect! I'm going to sue the company for damages!"

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Pipeline bends around a bear.

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

Power Station

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

Company economist: Back at 2 - maybe

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

"Gary is from pharmaceuticals."

TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'

The World wasting water.

Awareness!...

"What a beautiful day."

Raising the flag at basra.

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

'I'm happy to say that both parties agree on the issue. It's got bi-partisan non-support.'

Swimmers sewage warning

"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."

"Sir, I'm afraid we're having a meltdown."