Gas Company Worker T-Shirts

'Man, it's dark down here. Joey, strike a match so we can find that leaky gas line.'

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Car Breast-Feeding

Keystone XL

"Woo-hoo!"

There's no real oil emergency...

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Camel In The Tent

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Energy trap.

'Who is to blame?'

EXXON EXTINCTION

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Home Heating Oil

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

Self Service Island

Middle Eastern Crisis.