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'Lambeth Gasworks'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

Snake in the grass...

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

US Energy Needs.

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

There's no real oil emergency...

The Procrastinator

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Camel In The Tent

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

'Who is to blame?'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Energy trap.

"Woo-hoo!"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

Home Heating Oil

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'