Gas Company Employee T-Shirts

He worked his whole life at the gas company.

Home Heating Oil

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

EXXON EXTINCTION

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

"I had a nightmare that oul and gas had become alternative energy sources."

'... Service your gas fire?... Certainly, I can not bother turning up this Tuesday morning, if that's convenient.'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Raising the flag at basra.

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.

"More champagne, please, sweetie. . . and thanks. . . !"

Oil Profits of Doom

'Well, how the heck do you think we breathe fire?'

Please Don't Overfill Your Tank

Rosebank oil field

'#%@*! Fracking!'

Candle company meeting - 'The good news is we make record sales every time there's a blackout.'

Offshore Oil Platform - Day-Care Center

Oil of Frackenstein

'I think that'll do!' says man to attendent filling up car, as car burps.

"What Kind of fuel am I?"

Woman misunderstanding when man asks her what kind of gas meter she has

'Lambeth Gasworks'

Pipelines

Fuel rationing in Portugal

Mudville - Not a happy town, but at least we have revenue from fracking.

'Man, it's dark down here. Joey, strike a match so we can find that leaky gas line.'