Gas Company Employee Pillows

Home Heating Oil

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

EXXON EXTINCTION

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

"I had a nightmare that oul and gas had become alternative energy sources."

'... Service your gas fire?... Certainly, I can not bother turning up this Tuesday morning, if that's convenient.'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.

"More champagne, please, sweetie. . . and thanks. . . !"

Please Don't Overfill Your Tank

'Well, how the heck do you think we breathe fire?'

Oil Profits of Doom

Rosebank oil field

'#%@*! Fracking!'

Candle company meeting - 'The good news is we make record sales every time there's a blackout.'

Offshore Oil Platform - Day-Care Center

Oil of Frackenstein

Woman misunderstanding when man asks her what kind of gas meter she has

'Lambeth Gasworks'

Pipelines

"What Kind of fuel am I?"

Mudville - Not a happy town, but at least we have revenue from fracking.

Fuel rationing in Portugal

'I think that'll do!' says man to attendent filling up car, as car burps.

'Man, it's dark down here. Joey, strike a match so we can find that leaky gas line.'

"So much pain...so much death." "So much to profit from I almost feel guilty." "Amateurs."

'This man says he can cut our heat bill in half.'