Gas Worker Pillows

When we're called to a gas leak the first thing we don't do is light a cigarette!

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Car Breast-Feeding

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Home Heating Oil

Self Service Island

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

Four mechanics working on a car

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

Pipeline bends around a bear.

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

"Boss says the racks yours after hours, Mel. Just lock up."

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

'Dear oh dear, what cowboy did this then?'

"I had a nightmare that oul and gas had become alternative energy sources."

Awareness!...