Gas Worker Gifts

When we're called to a gas leak the first thing we don't do is light a cigarette!

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Car Breast-Feeding

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Home Heating Oil

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

Self Service Island

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

Four mechanics working on a car

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

Pipeline bends around a bear.

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

"Boss says the racks yours after hours, Mel. Just lock up."

'Dear oh dear, what cowboy did this then?'

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

"I had a nightmare that oul and gas had become alternative energy sources."

Awareness!...