Gas Station Employee Gifts

Fuel rationing in Portugal

Please Don't Overfill Your Tank

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Snake in the grass...

Car Breast-Feeding

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Oil shock.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Home Heating Oil

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Self Service Island

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Record Oil Prices

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

Fill In The Blanks.

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

'What luck!'

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Gas price rollercoaster.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Low oil prices.

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'