Gas Station Attendants Gifts

'All of our pumps are self serve, pay at the pump. I'm just here to provide a patina of customer care.'

Snake in the grass...

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

"Nap time."

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Ballet Parking.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

Home Heating Oil

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'What luck!'

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

Valet parking.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

Old woman trying to swipe card in gas attendents bottom crack.

Spiritualist Society Parking

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'