Petrol Attendants Gifts

Shall I cough on your tires while I'm at it?

Snake in the grass...

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Car Breast-Feeding

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Nap time."

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Ballet Parking.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Home Heating Oil

Valet (ballet) parking.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Self Service Island

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

'What luck!'

Valet parking.

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

Low oil prices.

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel