Gas Station Attendant Gifts

'Graphite... For a while now.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

An elf fuel-filling prophecy.

Eyedropper_b&w

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

ELF SERVE.

"Check your oil? Empty your astray? Wipe your nose? Kiss youfeet?..."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

'We spilled a little - so with clean up and fines your total is $27,466.76

Old woman trying to swipe card in gas attendents bottom crack.

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

Full Serve, Diesel, Self Serve.

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Self-serve no-frills gas.

All our pumps are self service, pay at the pump. I'm just here to provide a patina of customer care.

'Let me get those windows.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"Kink free hose my a**e!!"

"I don't think I can click that fast."

Oil Snake

"Put that nozzle in the gas tank mister. . .now!!"

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"What Kind of fuel am I?"

"What kind of fuel am I?"

"Wouldn't you have something cheaper for me?"

'Fill it up with last months gas. You know, the stuff that was twenty cents cheaper.'

"Long weekend numbers"

Gas. Fire Station. No, putting a fire station next to a gas station is not hazardous.

Artisanal Gases

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Gas station attendant pissing into petrol pump while it's fueling car