Gas Station Worker Gifts

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

'I think that'll do!' says man to attendent filling up car, as car burps.

'I have carpal tunnel syndrome from raising it.'

'I finally found a job with a future...price-changer at a gas station.'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Oil shock.

Car Breast-Feeding

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Home Heating Oil

Self Service Island

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'What luck!'

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Old woman trying to swipe card in gas attendents bottom crack.

Low oil prices.

'... Service your gas fire?... Certainly, I can not bother turning up this Tuesday morning, if that's convenient.'

Losing Money on Gas.

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'