Gas Station Worker Mugs

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

'I think that'll do!' says man to attendent filling up car, as car burps.

'I have carpal tunnel syndrome from raising it.'

'I finally found a job with a future...price-changer at a gas station.'

Oil shock.

Car Breast-Feeding

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Home Heating Oil

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Self Service Island

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'What luck!'

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

Low oil prices.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

'... Service your gas fire?... Certainly, I can not bother turning up this Tuesday morning, if that's convenient.'

Losing Money on Gas.

"What kind of fuel am I?"

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

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