Gas Station Manager Mugs

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.

US Energy Needs.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Oil shock.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Home Heating Oil

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Record Oil Prices

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

Fill In The Blanks.

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

History of Gasoline.

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

Low oil prices.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'...And that's tonight's news. Now, here's our Station Manager with another one of his outrageously wrongheaded editorials....'