Gas Station Manager Gifts

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.

US Energy Needs.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Oil shock.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Home Heating Oil

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Self Service Island

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

Fill In The Blanks.

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

History of Gasoline.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Low oil prices.

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'...And that's tonight's news. Now, here's our Station Manager with another one of his outrageously wrongheaded editorials....'