Station Manager Gifts

'As station manager, I'd like to apologize to any morons our t.v. editorial may have offended.'

"Split-second timing - as one pulls in, the other pulls out."

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

''It's a wonderful life' will not be seen tonight, because our station manager is feeling sort of cynical.'

'...And that's tonight's news. Now, here's our Station Manager with another one of his outrageously wrongheaded editorials....'

'AS station manager, I'd like to apologise to any morons our TV editorial may have offended.'

Rail Platform Information: I Speak Your Wait.

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

'Here to reply to last night's editorial by our Station Manager, is our Station Manager, who has changed his mind....'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Sick Building Syndrome

Caution signs.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

How Many It Takes

Modular Offices

Hourglass Dumptruck

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

The Modern Beaver Dam.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'