Radio Station Manager Gifts

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Two airplanes

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Social Media

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'I work at the airport.'

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"