Radio Host Gifts

"Great! O.K., this time I want you to sound taller, and let me hear a little more hair."

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

'We've got 9 seconds. Explain your life's research on the business cycle and how it applies to the current economy.'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

D.J. Vu

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

We accept that the arguments are complex but we find the 'drug them 'til they drop'works for us.

'If I was any more relaxed, I could host a NPR program.'

"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."

'My job is being cut, I'm being replaced by a podcast,'

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

"I tried 911. They're only accepting the seventh caller."

'After listening to NPR, this jelly donut tastes more like a multi-grain bagel.'

Rush Limbaugh's orifice.

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

'Frankly, that just sounds like the sort of thing a cat would say.'

"What do I do? I'm a broadcaster."

Plants that listen to Rush Limbaugh.

Desert Island Discs 2007.

"No - I'm not listening to my radio!"

Button up your overcoat.

Actors and foley artist in radio studio.

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada Canada Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

Danny Baker

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

Feelings towards radios - Hands throwing a radio out of a window

The reception here is awful!

Glenn Beck! First time caller!

"It's from that Alastair Cooke again"