Radio Show Hosts Gifts

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Non Thought For The Day.

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Dr. Phil takes it home.