Radio Controller Gifts

"Are there people who don't live in London?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Pre-Television Man Caves

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Tempest in a Teapot

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Non Thought For The Day.

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

Pulling The Economy Uphill

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Penguin Remote

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Decline And Fall Of Wolfman Quack

World Financial Mafia

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."