Radio Controller Pillows

"Are there people who don't live in London?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Pre-Television Man Caves

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Non Thought For The Day.

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

Pulling The Economy Uphill

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Penguin Remote

World Financial Mafia

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'