Radio Control Pillows

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

TV-Man

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Pre-Television Man Caves

Non Thought For The Day.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Penguin Remote

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Remote control wars.

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'I'm Bored'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."