Radio Communicator Pillows

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

I like to keep in touch with the frontline troops.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Text Culture

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"We evolved from asteroids"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Spam in Hell.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"