Radio Communicator Pillows

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

I like to keep in touch with the frontline troops.

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Text Culture

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"We evolved from asteroids"

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."