Phone Communicator Pillows

Hello, crisis hotline? I'm actually feeling fine right now, but I know how busy you get during the holidays, so

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Text Culture

"It is we."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"Yes, I'm alone."

Oh, no

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Time management office worker

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

"Moses, it's your mother. It's the only way I could get hold of you. You never call."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

"Hello mother. . ."