Sms Communicator Pillows

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

Polly txt speak

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Text Culture

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Ruddy bloggers!

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Aluminium Henge