Cellphone Communicator Pillows

'I know you can hear me, but every bus needs one loud talker, and no one else is doing it.'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Text Culture

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Aluminium Henge

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."