Radio Doctor Gifts

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Pre-Television Man Caves

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Non Thought For The Day.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Media Darling.

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'