Radio Gifts

"Great! O.K., this time I want you to sound taller, and let me hear a little more hair."

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

"Coming up on BBC Radio Four, I'm Dorries I haven't a clue."

'And today we're interviewing a long time and well known philanthropist...'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

Ham Radio.

D.J. Vu

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

Wireless Access Here.

Starbucks gets a radio station; "Funny, whenever I listen to this station I get a craving for a caramel frappuccino."

'That'll be $327.93 for parts, $268.58 for labor and $50 because I didn't like the station you had your radio set to.'

"Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct, they just weren't in the right order."

Not-particularly-easy-listening radio.

"The new manager hasn't much experience of radio production"

Golden Oldies Radio - Knock Three Times On The Ceiling If You want Me

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Doctor to mom about kid: 'Hey - 104.5? Your kid's temperature happens to be my favorite radio station!'

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

Digital FM - "I miss the old hiss and crackle!"

'I repeat: Charlie, Golf, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu, Romeo, Juilet, Whiskey, Kilo...'

Go on line, listen to the radio, watch the TV.

'I tried to get into TV journalism, but they told me I had a 'radio face'.'

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"I tried 911. They're only accepting the seventh caller."

Rush Limbaugh's orifice.

'A good question. Actually I got into business when some conservationists up in Canada tagged me with a tiny radio transmitter.'

'You can listen to the radio and watch TV, but NO RUSH LIMBAUGH.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

'I'm Bored'

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

"That's not my political opinion. That's just stuff I hear on the radio."

"Now, here's a new group on a real small label, and I'm going to lay it on your strictly 'cause I dig it."