Radio Pillows

"Great! O.K., this time I want you to sound taller, and let me hear a little more hair."

"Coming up on BBC Radio Four, I'm Dorries I haven't a clue."

'And today we're interviewing a long time and well known philanthropist...'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

D.J. Vu

Ham Radio.

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

Wireless Access Here.

Not-particularly-easy-listening radio.

"The new manager hasn't much experience of radio production"

'That'll be $327.93 for parts, $268.58 for labor and $50 because I didn't like the station you had your radio set to.'

"Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct, they just weren't in the right order."

Starbucks gets a radio station; "Funny, whenever I listen to this station I get a craving for a caramel frappuccino."

Doctor to mom about kid: 'Hey - 104.5? Your kid's temperature happens to be my favorite radio station!'

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

Golden Oldies Radio - Knock Three Times On The Ceiling If You want Me

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

'I repeat: Charlie, Golf, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu, Romeo, Juilet, Whiskey, Kilo...'

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Digital FM - "I miss the old hiss and crackle!"

'I tried to get into TV journalism, but they told me I had a 'radio face'.'

Go on line, listen to the radio, watch the TV.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I tried 911. They're only accepting the seventh caller."

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

Rush Limbaugh's orifice.

'I'm Bored'

'A good question. Actually I got into business when some conservationists up in Canada tagged me with a tiny radio transmitter.'

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

Radio phone-in

Office radio restricted to Fox News: 'We workers are sure lucky having Fox and the GOP looking after us, and not the union!'

"Longtime listeners, first-time callers."

John Peel

'The cuts have really hit radio hard.'