Radio Programs Pillows

'Hello,'Gardeners' Question Time'?'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Pre-Television Man Caves

Non Thought For The Day.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Social Media

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'