Radio Broadcasting Pillows

'We've got 9 seconds. Explain your life's research on the business cycle and how it applies to the current economy.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

Actors and foley artist in radio studio.

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'I'll consider it serious, when the Sandra Fluke incident causes my good far-right Republican friends to start dropping me.'

Caller 666

Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.

'Not still responding with your ratatat machine-gun FX are you, Rigby?'

"The government is confident it has its numbers right. . . we're just not sure what order to put them in."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Dialogue

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Local News in Heaven

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'Och lye the news'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."