Radio Plays Pillows

'They all want to play the star.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Theatre Crowd

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Hamlet

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Pre-Television Man Caves

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

A pretention of playwrights

Midsummer Night's Dream

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Chekov play and scorecard,

Sports Radio in Crisis

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

James Barrie.

Not-so-easy listening...