Radio Listening Gifts

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Feelings towards radios #3 Man kissing a radio.

'Shopping forecast'

'It's going to be sixty degrees today. Thirty in the morning and thirty at night.'

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

'After listening to NPR, this jelly donut tastes more like a multi-grain bagel.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Play Misty for me."

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

"It ain't over until NPR says it's over!"

"I want to have that operation I heard about on All Things Considered."

'I'm waiting for Gardeners' Topical Tips'

"Dad, Dad, my favourite song is on the radio: ' I am the walrus' by the Beatles."

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

"I don't show up here as much as I'd like, Doctor, but I always try to catch your stuff on the air."

Man in office listening to portable radio.

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

"I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death."

'Difficult, intermediate or easy listening?'

Sounds of the Eighties

Lunchbox and radio built into wall.

Things can only get worse...

"Sorry, I was driving under the influence of a bull market radio report."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

A woman dances to music on the radio.

"Seriously, Spanish radio stations have a weird sense of humor. They may joke about 'invasions' and 'taking over'...but it's how people thousands of miles from home deal with their sense of place."

"That Steve Wright must be nearly as old as me."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"Carol—you're muttering about NPR again."

Road, Sky, Land, Radio, You - Next 300 Miles

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

Music charts development.

Rudy Park Enterprises is proud to announce its own Sadie Cohen has been selected as most obnoxious and caustic radio host of the year. Speech, speech!!! You're too kind. Obviously, every girl dreams of getting this kind of recognition. I'm well aware it's customary to thank everyone who made this moment possible. It's true. I might not have won if it weren't for the lifeless jerks imbeciles who listen to the show and write in with their stupid email questions. But you are all beneath contempt. T