Radio Listener Gifts

"Coming up on BBC Radio Four, I'm Dorries I haven't a clue."

'We've got 9 seconds. Explain your life's research on the business cycle and how it applies to the current economy.'

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

"It wasn't voices in my head, ….. It was a radio in my hat!''

" - And in farm news, the corn is as high as a elephant's eye."

"Dogger,German bight,Humber-low,North veering North-West,Light Precipitation..."

Things can only get worse...

In a cage wheel a rabbit runs while wearing a Running Rabbit radio.

Fat woman in the bath - announcement comes on radio: 'And now the theme music from Titanic.'

'. . . And that's another out out, with stumps flying.'

'Heavy snow fall last night has resulted in school closures across the county...'

Clive Anderson

'The only high-class networking I do is listening to NPR.'

'Is it alright eating it in front of the radio?'

Horrified goalie hears a goal is scored by listening to own match via a radio beside goal posts

"He sounds just like he does on the radio."

"Sorry, I was driving under the influence of a bull market radio report."

Unwanted weather forecast

"We found the reason for that 'whining' noise, someone had left TalkRadio playing."

"Damn...another stay-at-home order thanks to COVID."

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

'If you don't get a caller in the next 30 seconds I'm switching to another guest.'

Jenni Murray

'Shh! Wait... I'm picking up Rush Limbaugh!'

'Weird! -- It sounds like Don Imus.'

Bryan Fischer

"I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year." "Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens." "That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor." "When great great grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing."

"Superhero movies have only six years left before they're confined to the dustbin of cinematic history."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Did you get through to the talk show? No, the call screener said I wasn't angry enough.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "John" in New York, you're on. What's your problem? House of Java Cybercafe. I keep thinking back to the first debate between Trump and crooked Hillary. The more I think about it, the more fantastic I think Trump did. He was strong. Tremendous. Big-league. Give it up, Donald! I know it's you! A real man can admit it when a girl mops the floor with him. Nobody mopped the floor with Trump! That's all a media conspiracy! Never happened!

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! I'm

Santa hears mention of Christmas on the radio.

Dog listening to a satellite dish.