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"I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year." "Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens." "That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor." "When great great grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing."