Radio Listener Extraordinaire Gifts

"I can't lose reception during a cubs game! Anything could happen in that time!"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Non Thought For The Day.

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Boombox

Sports Radio in Crisis

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Larry King

Spike Milligan

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Clive Anderson

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Randi Rhodes

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Welcome to "The Ask Sadie Show," pre-Halloween edition. First caller is Zombie Eaton, from Schenectady. What's your problem?! Munch