Talk Radio Aficionado Gifts

'My plants are dead Have you been listening to Rush Limbaugh while I was shopping'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Night Life: L.A.

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'I'm Bored'

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

Jerry Springer

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."

"You won't find Miss Miriam Hirschman an easy nut to crack, Mr. Leno."