Talk Radio Aficionado Prints

'My plants are dead Have you been listening to Rush Limbaugh while I was shopping'

Rush Limbaugh, Balloon Boy.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Night Life: L.A.

Dr. Kapuchnik, I notice that you've been quoting Dr. Phil a lot lately. That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprises.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Spike Milligan

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I'm Bored'

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Talkshow Scheduling Dept. I scheduled a guest how a book advocating a strong military position. You booked a hawk who's hawking a book!

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

Jerry Springer

"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."