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Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Pre-Television Man Caves

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Non Thought For The Day.

Remote Control Duck

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Media Darling.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'