Radio Control Fan Gifts

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

Piracy on a boating lake

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Speed Bumps.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

News Wear World

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

'Our coach telecommutes.'

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

Terry Wogan

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

"Patti! I can't watch tv without the flipper!...and, yes, I looked everywhere!"

Guy flying himself.

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

Trainspotters.

Lord Robert Winston

Nostalgiaville

Portion control in the Old West

WPC

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

"People usually see the Virgin Mary in a piece of toast or something' but..."

'I do not care what you do, I will always love you my son!'

Music charts development.

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."