Rc Modeler Gifts

Radio control Santa.

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

'Are you done yet?'

Alien Beauty Magazine

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

That every day look.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Model Building

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Desk shaped like an office block.

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Scientists building a tower

Girl's weight issues.

"Fashion Week"

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Amanda Seyfried

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

A Friend in Need.

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

The Amazing Adjustable Heel

Top model