Rc Modeler T-Shirts

Radio control Santa.

The Style of Elements

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Are you done yet?'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Desk shaped like an office block.

Alien Beauty Magazine

That every day look.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Model Building

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Scientists building a tower

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Girl's weight issues.

"Fashion Week"

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

A Friend in Need.

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

The Amazing Adjustable Heel