Gas Company Worker Gifts

'Man, it's dark down here. Joey, strike a match so we can find that leaky gas line.'

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Car Breast-Feeding

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Keystone XL

Camel In The Tent

The Procrastinator

'Who is to blame?'

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

EXXON EXTINCTION

"Woo-hoo!"

Energy trap.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

There's no real oil emergency...

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Home Heating Oil

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

BP's Spill Bill