Petrol Station Attendant Gifts

'What luck!'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

'Just like the sign says...you only pay for the gas!'

'The spike strip is to prevent anyone from driving off without paying.'

"And for the journey home would sir like to try a 2021 unleaded?"

Snake in the grass...

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Car Breast-Feeding

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

"Nap time."

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Ballet Parking.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

Valet parking.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Spiritualist Society Parking