Parking Attendants Gifts

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Snake in the grass...

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

"Nap time."

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Ballet Parking.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Meter Maid

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

Valet parking.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

Valet Parking.

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'