Parking Attendants Mugs

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Snake in the grass...

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Nap time."

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Ballet Parking.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Meter Maid

Valet parking.

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

Low oil prices.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Valet Parking.