Parking Enforcement Personnel Mugs

Two hour parking - drone enforced.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Nice park. . .

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Ballet Parking.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Valet (ballet) parking.

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

"What are you doing??"

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

Meter Maid

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

'Don't even think of parking here!'

Parking meter holdup

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Ace Towing.

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.