Parking Enforcement Personnel Pillows

Two hour parking - drone enforced.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Nice park. . .

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

No Double Parking

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Ballet Parking.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Valet (ballet) parking.

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Meter Maid

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

"What are you doing??"

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

'Don't even think of parking here!'

Parking meter holdup

Ace Towing.

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.