Parking Officer Pillows

'Couldn't you forget your job just for one day!'

More Useful Doomsayers

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'I don't care if the engine is running. You can't leave it parked out there!'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"'Kiss of life' from a parking officer?! I'd rather die!!"

"No, this is parking wardens' heaven you need lost persons' heaven."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Nice park. . .

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Ballet Parking.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Valet (ballet) parking.

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

"What are you doing??"

Meter Maid

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'After you finish validating me,could you validate my parking receipt,doctor?'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

Parking meter holdup

'Don't even think of parking here!'

No parking here. You will be toad.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."