Parking Enforcement Officers Pillows

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Nice park. . .

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

No U-turns

"What are you doing??"

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

Meter Maid

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

'Got a beautiful shot of a Jag speeding into a sunset last week!'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Parking meter holdup

'Don't even think of parking here!'

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

Ace Towing.

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

No parking here. You will be toad.

"I don't care why you crossed the road, what I know is that you were jay-walking and I'm going to fine you!"

"£100 spot fine...er, because we don't like your face."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

An astronaut lands on the moon to find that his lunar module has landed by a parking meter.

Towing a toy